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"95% of the time I feel absolutely nothing but that 5% of the time I feel everything all at once."

- (via hazelhirao)

(Source: hedonistpoet, via hello-there-sexy-mother-fuckers)

mckinnna:

inuyashafuckedme:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VINE EVERYWHERE

This is gives me life

(Source: gloomiestprincess, via corgception)

caelhammer:

what if i was cool

oh wait

i am

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thepacificrimjob:

vanillastopbath:

thepacificrimjob:

back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found

guess

okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms. 

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10knotes:

In Japan families can summon their house ghost to kill pests for them.

(Source: rumoko, via sluttyteenwolf)

literallysame:


nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time